her (6:35:55 PM): do you want to role play i will do most of it?
me (6:36:22 PM): i did not even receive your picture
her (6:36:34 PM): I know
her (6:36:39 PM): i will try again shortly
her (6:36:51 PM): i'm doing a few things with my camera right now
her (6:44:53 PM): well
her (6:45:02 PM): do you want to role play i will do most of it?
me (6:46:37 PM): um, i suppose, im kind of busy
her (6:47:46 PM): lets say we are co-workers and i'm at my desk and you walk over to me and you
me (6:55:11 PM): i'm at your desk
her (6:55:20 PM): and
me (6:56:37 PM): where do we work
her (6:56:43 PM): a school
me (6:57:17 PM): i say, miss _____, perhaps we could not talk in front of the students
her (6:57:28 PM): ok
her (6:57:36 PM): i say do u want to set up a meeting
me (7:01:46 PM): yes
her (7:01:56 PM): what is the best for you
her (7:03:30 PM): how about 5pm tonight at the Olive Garden
me (7:05:38 PM): ok, they have good breadsticks
her (7:05:43 PM): i know
her (7:05:47 PM): i will meet you there
her (7:05:52 PM): and its almost 5pm and you
me (7:06:09 PM): drive to olive garden
her (7:06:43 PM): i'm waiting outside on a bench and you walk over to me and i have a buzzer in my hand waiting for our table and you
me (7:07:09 PM): say how long is the wait
her (7:07:15 PM): 10-15 minutes
me (7:07:29 PM): oh, thats not long at all
her (7:07:42 PM): you sit down on the bench next to me and you
me (7:07:57 PM): ask how your day was
her (7:08:09 PM): it was alright
me (7:08:22 PM): yeah, same here
her (7:08:35 PM): you move closer to me
her (7:08:38 PM): and you
me (7:08:55 PM): reach for the buzzer
her (7:09:01 PM): why
me (7:11:24 PM): cause it's gonna buzz
her (7:12:45 PM): and it doesn't and you
me (7:13:14 PM): say i guess our tables not ready yet
her (7:13:21 PM): i guess not and you
me (7:14:06 PM): say i'm really hungry
her (7:14:23 PM): same here and then it goes off and we are at the table and we get the breadsticks and you
me (7:15:22 PM): offer you one first cause im a gentleman
her (7:17:00 PM): thank you
me (7:17:58 PM): then i get one for me and i get butter on my hand
her (7:18:21 PM): i start crying and you
me (7:19:54 PM): ask why youre crying, we're at the most wonderful place on earth
her (7:20:50 PM): because i dont know how to thank you for this beautiful night
me (7:21:45 PM): it's truly no problem, honestly, i couldve taken you to a real italian place
her (7:21:56 PM): what do you mean?
me (7:22:59 PM): i mean olive garden is a chain
me (7:23:16 PM): we probably wouldve had to wait longer at another place though
her (7:23:23 PM): oh ok
me (7:23:34 PM): and the pasta bowl is never ending so we can stay as long as we like
her (7:23:56 PM): and you notice my bra straps are showing and you
me (7:25:33 PM): pretend i dont notice
her (7:25:46 PM): and i look away and you notice and you
me (7:27:35 PM): check to see if my underwear is showing
her (7:27:50 PM): and you see that also and i move closer to you and you
me (7:28:49 PM): ask if you want to sit on my side of the booth
her (7:29:07 PM): i will sit wherever you me me to sit
her (7:29:38 PM): our booth is ready and we get to the booth and its a circular shape and we are both in the very middle of the booth and you
me (7:31:32 PM): ask where the bathroom is
her (7:31:46 PM): they point you towards the bathroom and you
me (7:32:29 PM): say excuse me for a bit, i have to use the restroom to wash the butter off my hands
her (7:32:45 PM): you get to the restroom and you
me (7:33:46 PM): wash the butter off my hands and
me (7:33:55 PM): realize i need to pee
her (7:34:14 PM): and then you notice a flower shop next door when you come out of the bathroom and you
me (7:35:09 PM): realize i forgot to wash my hands and go back in the bathroom
her (7:35:33 PM): and you come back and i'm eating a breadstick and you
me (7:36:04 PM): say, oh, i thought we we're gonna split those evenly
me (7:36:23 PM): and theres a flower shop next door, remind me to stop there on the way out, my aunt just died
her (7:36:49 PM): im so sorry and i let you lean against me and you
me (7:38:12 PM): oblige, but still a little angry about the breadsticks, and ask if you'll ask for more
her (7:38:33 PM): of course and then i feed you the one i started and you
me (7:39:16 PM): chew it up and swallow it, and then i start crying because my aunt used to feed me like that
her (7:39:56 PM): i wrap my arms around you and i say do you want to just have a few drinks and head out or its up to you
me (7:40:47 PM): and i tell you no, i came here for spaghetti so i'm gonna eat spaghetti, and i dont drink, but will enjoy a cranberry lemonade
her (7:41:33 PM): and we finish our meal and we head to the flower shop and then we head to the funeral home for your aunts wake and you
me (7:43:14 PM): say, everybody, this is ____, my co-worker at the school, she teaches the retarded kids
her (7:43:39 PM): someone asks you privately if she is your girlfriend
me (7:44:13 PM): i say, well, we went on our first date tonight, so no, but perhaps eventually
her (7:44:35 PM): and i go up to say a prayer and you
me (7:45:19 PM): respect your prayer, so i look away
her (7:45:35 PM): and i finish my prayer and move towards you and you
me (7:47:39 PM): say i think my famiy wants me to be here, but i dont think i can look at her corpse much longer
me (7:47:47 PM): do you want to leave
her (7:47:55 PM): its up to you
me (7:48:17 PM): i tell everyone im going to take you home, so the blame is sort of on you
me (7:48:25 PM): and we get outside
her (7:48:43 PM): and i say i'm going to drive and i take the keys from you and you
me (7:49:06 PM): ask why
her (7:49:24 PM): because i don't want you crying like this while driving
me (7:49:46 PM): i thank you, and stop crying because im terrified when someone else drives
her (7:50:09 PM): we are in the car and i buckle up and i start the car and you
“her” is away from the computer as of 7:51:37 PM.
me (7:52:13 PM): ask why you went away
“her” is back at the computer as of 7:52:20 PM.
her (7:52:31 PM): sorry im back
her (7:52:37 PM): we are in the car and you
me (7:52:46 PM): ask where we're going
her (7:52:52 PM): anywhere you want to go
me (7:53:23 PM): i need some gas, let's stop for gas
her (7:53:35 PM): i'm driving my car it has gas
me (7:53:45 PM): why did i have your keys
her (7:54:02 PM): because you drove to the funeral home because i didn't know how to get there
me (7:54:09 PM): ok
me (7:54:39 PM): so we should probably go to olive garden parking lot to get my car? unless that is you wanna go somewhere else
her (7:54:49 PM): its up to you
her (7:54:57 PM): do you need a friend to lean on
her (7:55:36 PM): i take you to my apartment and we go inside and you
me (7:56:01 PM): ask where you bathroom is so i can make my face not look like ive been crying
her (7:56:21 PM): its right upstairs can i help you freshen up
me (7:56:42 PM): i dont know, do you have a myspace profile i can look at
her (7:56:52 PM): *i will brb i have to go do somethings around my house for real*
her (7:56:54 PM): NO
NOTE: Boring part removed where she left, and then unsuccessfully attempted to send a photo.
her (8:24:50 PM): can we cont. the role play
her (8:25:02 PM): we are at my apartment and we are in the living room and you
me (8:25:22 PM): say thats a nice african mask you have on the wall
her (8:25:39 PM): thank you
her (8:25:48 PM): and we are on the couch and you
me (8:26:18 PM): ask if i can tell you a secret
her (8:26:23 PM): sure
me (8:26:40 PM): i was molested by my uncle as a little boy
me (8:26:58 PM): and now that his wife is dead, i dont know what to do
her (8:27:40 PM): you should report this to the police
me (8:28:37 PM): but he's old, and now he's lost his wife, plus im afraid
her (8:29:14 PM): you need to report this
me (8:30:28 PM): im too embarrassed
me (8:30:42 PM): can we not talk about it anymore, i just had to tell you
her (8:30:48 PM): of course
her (8:31:10 PM): we are on my living room couch and you move closer to me and my blouse is unbuttoned and you
me (8:31:57 PM): tell you your blouse is unbuttoned
her (8:32:07 PM): i say do u like it
me (8:32:31 PM): yes, it's a very lovely blouse, but the buttons are sub-par
her (8:32:54 PM): we are in each others arms and you
me (8:33:46 PM): ask you if you would like to dance
her (8:33:53 PM): sure
me (8:34:03 PM): what music do you have
her (8:34:14 PM): you walk over to the music cds and you
her (8:36:20 PM): well
me (8:36:34 PM): im still deciding between megadeth and slayer
me (8:36:41 PM): slayer
me (8:36:49 PM): i put the cd in
her (8:36:53 PM): and
me (8:38:22 PM): press play
her (8:38:36 PM): and i'm on the couch still and you
me (8:39:18 PM): say get up off your ass, slayer is on
her (8:39:35 PM): i say i thought you were going to help me up
me (8:39:53 PM): ok, i try
me (8:40:06 PM): but you're too heavy
her (8:40:43 PM): we are on our feet and you
me (8:40:55 PM): slamdance
her (8:41:02 PM): keep going
me (8:41:23 PM): im headbanging, my hair is flying all around
her (8:42:31 PM): keep going
me (8:42:52 PM): the song ends, im out of breath
her (8:44:04 PM): keep going
me (8:44:37 PM): i ask if you have some water
her (8:45:10 PM): of course i get you some water and you
me (8:45:35 PM): drink it, spilling some on my shirt
me (8:45:48 PM): i say, oh, what a silly goose i am!
her (8:46:03 PM): don't worry about it
her (8:46:09 PM): and i unbutton your shirt and you
me (8:46:32 PM): wonder how you did that because my shirt doesnt have buttons
her (8:46:52 PM): pretend it did
me (8:47:51 PM): ok
her (8:47:57 PM): keep going
me (8:49:12 PM): so im standing there, in my white t-shirt
me (8:49:14 PM): and you
her (8:49:26 PM): are you comfortable yet
me (8:49:50 PM): aside from my colon polyps, i would say yes
her (8:50:39 PM): and i reach for a kiss and you
me (8:51:51 PM): say whoa, are we taking this too fast?
her (8:51:58 PM): no
me (8:52:44 PM): ok, i just wanted to be sure
me (8:53:07 PM): so i say, can i ask you a favor?
her (8:53:15 PM): sure
me (8:53:28 PM): i want to have my uncle that molested me killed, will you help me dispose of his body
her (8:54:07 PM): i want you to take him to court first
me (8:54:14 PM): ok, but after?
her (8:55:38 PM): we will see
me (8:56:10 PM): ok
her (8:56:28 PM): we are on the couch still getting comfortable and you
me (8:56:44 PM): ask if you can make me some popcorn
her (8:56:57 PM): of course
her (8:57:41 PM): i'm making the popcorn and you
me (8:58:09 PM): notice my white shirt has armpit stains
me (9:00:14 PM): and realize that it's because i bought the wrong deodorant... again!
her (9:00:24 PM): i gtg
me (9:00:33 PM): oh, why
“her” signed off at 9:00:46 PM.
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