Oh, Shit. Mafia Wars is Real?

A real-life mobster in Italy was caught due to chatting on Facebook. You can read the article here.

Fun is Good!

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Women Only Pay Attention to Perfume

Did you see this commercial during the Oscars?

I really think they missed the point they were trying to make. Unless they were intentionally trying to make the funniest cancer joke ever. 'Cause then they succeeded.

The Woman Hanging from My Ceiling

Here she is.

Really, Have We Gotten This Lazy?

As someone who longboard skateboards, Facebook handpicked an ad for me for Kahuna Creations. They invented something called the Big Stick, which is a pole with skate wheels on it, so you can paddle your board. I realize we live in an instant gratification age and we do less and less for ourselves, but is there a point to this? If we all traveled via skateboard, maybe. But I think most of us use them for fun, and at $80 for the cheapest stick, I think I'll keep using my feet. Curious as to what this looks like? Feast your eyeballs.