Drive Carefully

As a drinker now, I have never driven after consuming alcohol, nor do I intend to. My dad sent me this drunk driving video, and while it is supposed to be a serious warning, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Leave it to the Australians. Don't drink and drive.

Your Butt is Mine

I laughed at this email subject from Amazon.com:

Dustin Sherman: New Michael Jackson

You know I'm bad, I'm bad. C'mon.